Anonymous said: But breasts ARE sexual organs? They release oxytocin when stimulated, that makes them sexual.

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algrenion:

ive had to deal w this argument before ok listen here

boobs do the oxytocin thing when theyre stimulated yes, nipples are an erogenous zone. Men’s nipples do this too. Now read over those two sentences and let the double standard dawn on you okay? Think about it if both kinds of nips release oxytocin when you do the touch touch on them, why is only one kind of nip considered a sexual nip? sexism that’s why

it’s ridiculous and technically makes a dude’s nipples more inappropriate than a lady’s nipples because boy nipples serve virtually no other purpose than to be stimulated by temperature change or by sexual activity, while girl nipples serve the added purpose of oh you know, feeding babies no big deal

but nah man nah both can be aroused so both nips are sexual or no nips are so make up your mind

you know where else is an erogenous zone?? ears. Are you wearing an ear bra/?? Why the fuck arent you wearing your fucking ear bra you trash put on yoourfucking ear bra youre not allowed to show your fucking ears thats so inappropriate and its makinng me horny its distracting me from my school work youre not following the dresscode wear your fucking ear bra yo ufucking

AND OXYTOCIN ISNT A SEX HORMONE

Oxytocin is a BONDING hormone that makes females feel warm and fuzzy and loving.

Now why could that be?

MIGHT IT HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE FACT THAT OUR NIPPLES ARE WHAT WE USE TO FEED OUR BABIES??!

You know, those small, underdeveloped and helpless little beings that, lacking our tender mercies, would basically be a fucking canapé for anything with teeth?!

The reason stimulation of the nipples produces oxytocin is because we’re bonding with our fucking infants, not so you can dingle your dongle at the boobies.

Fuck, the world does not revolve around your dick, godDAMN.

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bellamoreish:

look ok.

Oh hahaha

bellamoreish:

look ok.

Oh hahaha

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pointless-letters:

"As you can no doubt imagine, Thomas, our approval is an absolutely key ingredient for a successful wedding day and, indeed, marriage. So any advice you could give us on exactly how much sneering we should be doing about being invited to someone’s wedding would be greatly appreciated.”
(approving thanks for finding this work of art go to Sehlat over on Twitter!)

pointless-letters:

"As you can no doubt imagine, Thomas, our approval is an absolutely key ingredient for a successful wedding day and, indeed, marriage. So any advice you could give us on exactly how much sneering we should be doing about being invited to someone’s wedding would be greatly appreciated.”

(approving thanks for finding this work of art go to Sehlat over on Twitter!)

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awwww-cute:

The Ultimate Snuggles

awwww-cute:

The Ultimate Snuggles

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fingerbacksnap:

if i ever stop reblogging this it’s because i’m dead and in my grave. 

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howtobeterrell:

so-treu:

jcoleknowsbest:

peopleofthediaspora:

howtobeterrell:

JUST BECAUSE IM GAY DOESNT MEAN I AM WHITE

^^^^^^

^^^^^^^^

"just because i’m gay doesn’t mean i can’t be like heterosexual white men in every other way!!!!!!1!11"

fucking homonormativity i swear

Go awf sis!

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mishasminions:

PROPER USAGE OF TWITTER

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susiethemoderator:

jonsnowflakes:

Collegehumors’ new video is on point as always

It’s even funnier when you see the White Tears in the comment section saying EXACTLY what the actors say in the video.

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antipahtico:

Marc Giai-Miniet

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babymadrid:

Never forget Marcelo’s struggle, and the moment when Ronaldo was completely done with his shit.

babymadrid:

Never forget Marcelo’s struggle, and the moment when Ronaldo was completely done with his shit.

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historynet:

The old British House of Commons interior, prior to its destruction by German bombing, ~1941 [640x921]

historynet:

The old British House of Commons interior, prior to its destruction by German bombing, ~1941 [640x921]

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egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

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the-uncensored-she:

softboycollective:

muscleluvr2:

the fact that women have to fake orgasms so that dudes who dont care about giving them orgasms dont have to feel bad about not giving them orgasms after making no effort to in the first place is ridiculous

a lot of the time women fake orgasms to get men off of us because no one told us we’re allowed to say “stop touching me it doesn’t feel good”

Heterosexuality sounds so fucking miserable…for women.

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missespeon:

didyaknowanimation:

Source: The Art of Dreamworks Animation

this is probably one of my favorite facts from this blog so far

THAT’S FUCKING BRILLIANT, HOLY FUCK. Aardman animation is really great. 

literal-ghost:

missespeon:

didyaknowanimation:

Source: The Art of Dreamworks Animation

this is probably one of my favorite facts from this blog so far

THAT’S FUCKING BRILLIANT, HOLY FUCK. Aardman animation is really great. 

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